- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

im watching you..

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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