- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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