A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Penis.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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