Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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I can count to potato.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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feminine literature

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Women's Rights.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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