- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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