When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Anti Joke

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