Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

an dislexik nam rwote hits

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Anti Joke

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