Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Homonyms should be band.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Anti Joke

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