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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

u suck

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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