Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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