- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Women's rights

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

why am I writing this...im bored

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Jokes Ki Duniya

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

School

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

TIMMY

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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