Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What does water taste like? Water

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

im gay

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Yo Mama just died.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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