- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Logan's gay

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

get in the car.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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