- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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