what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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