Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Your face

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Jayden Eccles

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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j.p. is dumb

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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