My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Stealth baseballs record

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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PIED NINNY!

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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