What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Arrow in the Knee!

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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