- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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