- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Cancer.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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