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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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penis?

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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