what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What is the difference?

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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