A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

j.p. is dumb

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

go F*** yourself

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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