- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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