- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

women's rights

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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