- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

why is this joke funny because your laughing

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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