- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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