What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Knock knock Shut up

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Peas

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Kefka > Sephiroth

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Republicans

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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