- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

YES! EXACTLY!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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