010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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I love you

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Anti Joke

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