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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Daniel is a fag

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you spell eight? 8

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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