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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

knock knock whos their a person

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

david weres the slug gone

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

France had one revolution

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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