A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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