Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A woman walks into a bar.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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