ejaculation JLR

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Derp

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...