- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

womens rights.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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