- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

GONNA

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

You're tall.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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