Want to here a joke? Me to...

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

The GOV and the WHO?

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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