"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

your mama so old, shes dead.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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