- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

You know whats better than 24? 25

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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