Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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