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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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