- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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