Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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The queen having a shit

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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