what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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