- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why? Why Not?

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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