- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why? Why Not?

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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