Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Anti Joke

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