2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

My mum is called Steve

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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