- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

I am very humble.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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