whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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A kid has no friends.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Your face is hilarious.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Banana Hamock.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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