What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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