- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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