yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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