Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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The Holocaust

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69

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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