What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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shut up elliot

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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