A kid has no friends.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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The game.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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