What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Who invented apple? God

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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