- Anti Joke

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

A midget walked under a bar.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.