- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Albino African Americans

what do you call a black chef glendon

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

these are shit

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Bark I'm a tree

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