- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. why? b. because

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

The Big Band Theory

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

whats funnier than 24? 25

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Bark I'm a tree

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

these are shit

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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