- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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