- Anti Joke

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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