Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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