what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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