- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What do you call a black man? Black

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Yo mama is so fat she died

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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