why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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