Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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everybody loves raymond

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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This is not funny.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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