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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

scientology.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

ejaculation JLR

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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