Invisible Children Foundation.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Sammi suck kyles chode

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

A woman walks into a bar.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What's 9+10? 19

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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