knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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