- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

The Holocaust

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Women's Rights

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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