- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Women's Rights

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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