- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

YOLO You only like Oreos

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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