Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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