- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

thomas!!!!

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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