Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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PEANIS!

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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