- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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