- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

FUS RO DAH!!!

black people

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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