- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

White men's rights

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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