- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

JUST KIDDING^

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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