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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

How's the weather? Good.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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