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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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