- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Adam Chebali has no life

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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