2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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