- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Actually it was me Josh brown

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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