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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

National security?

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Keanu Reaves

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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