- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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