- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

cats are pussies

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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