- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

its funny cuz i laughed!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

A dyslexic blind man

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

masturbating on a tarc bus

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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