What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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guest what i love pancakes

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Your biggest fan.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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