- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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A dyslexic blind man

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

masturbating on a tarc bus

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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