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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

i had sex.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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