Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Set up Punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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