two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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