- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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