Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What did the fish say after he

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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